Submissive Scorpio

Dear Earthquake inducer,

Ah Saturday, how I love you. It's a good day to just sleep in and finish digesting Friday's alcohol.

Scorpio, Tarot.com says:

Your key planet Mars is not a happy camper today and he might attempt to spread his ill will to you. Fortunately, your common sense can be a great ally, enabling you to resist the temptation to lash out at someone. Others deserve the truth, but it's healthier to save it for a couple of days and deliver it under less stressful conditions.

Slayre Says:

You know that huge guy down the street? The one named Mars? Today is not the day to confront him about his odor. Good thing that there's that other guy. You know, your therapist. Feel free to yell at him until you lose your voice. I mean, Mars really does need to know that he reeks, but it'll be better to tell him after he gets off the 'roids.

Disclaimer: Mars is only going to claim that he's not taking them. He'll sneak them constantly, just like the junkie he is.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Do yourself a favor and don't mix your colors.

This picture was part of an AIDS campaign:

How messed up is that?

Love,
Slayre