Monday, April 28, 2008

Aw man... it's Cancer again!

Hey Super Women,

Well, it's Dead Week. Really, this doesn't mean much, other than every assignment in the freakin' world is due this week. I'll be busy writing a paper for English class, and yet again I'll be writing it from an Anthropologist's perspective rather than a philosopher's perspective as we're supposed to. Next week is finals. Oddly enough, I really enjoy finals since there's no class. I should really find out when my finals are scheduled... oops.

Cancer, 12sign says:
Your personal quest has put you out of touch for the past couple of days. Demands from a personal relationship may require you to make a decision today. Put a lot of thought into this decision and do not take it lightly. It could have a significant effect on the path you take in the future.

Slayre Says:
Your failed quest for the holy grail has taken you out of what you should have been doing for the past couple of days. The reason you can't find it is because you've gotten a lot of demands from your love on the side, and you're going to have to decide whether to give in to their demands, or just kill them. You should really think hard about this because remember, it's not fun to hide the body. Remember, nine out of ten bodies are never found in the Honey Island Swamp.

Disclaimer: A creepy lady I once worked with told me about the swamp thing. A) How does she know? B) I can't actually vouch for it because I haven't reached ten bodies yet.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Double the weight.

Love,
Slayre

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