Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happy Severed Arm Day!

Dear Fools,

I feel as if I should do something for April Fools' Day, but dropping a fake severed arm drenched in fake blood at my best friend's door is the extent of my creativity in that matter.

Capricorn, Aboutastro.com says:
Forget about the trials and tribulations you've had to deal with in the last 24 hours. You may be thrown into a difficult situation at work today. Try to stay calm and listen to both sides of the story. Your fair judgment will be greatly appreciated.

Slayre Says:
You've had a rough day, but just forget about it. It was all about something stupid you did as a kid anyway. Stupid LSD stuck in your spinal cord... Work is going to suck today. If you panic, you'll lose your job, so don't do that.

Disclaimer: Slayre Says does not support, encourage, or deal LSD or any other drugs.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Watch where you step for there are severed arms lying around.

Here's a pretty picture for you:

Love,
Slayre

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