And we're back to horoscopes! Give me something to do for Wednesday, and we can have just two a week!
Leo, DailyHoroscope says:
You are positive and you are able to get right to the point of problems today. You have plenty of enthusiasm and warm up to things and people quickly. There is an inner self-confidence that burns with its own light today. Ideas and interaction with authority figures may be in the forecast this afternoon. Working with--rather than against--the flow should be easy to do--all day. You may have trouble understanding those who seem emotional or sentimental, however and may not be able to show much patience. Balance your lack of intuitiveness with logic and common sense and you will have quite a successful day. There may be some changes that will have you examining your responsibilities but you can easily dispense with the superficial.
Slayre Says:
So, you finally got your test results back, and you're positive. This might be a good thing, so you're super excited and you want to hug every one. Be careful not to set yourself on fire with that inner light though. That would be bad. You're going to be pulled over by a cop today since your exuberance leads to drunk driving. Be sure to listen to the good officer all day, or I see prison rape in your future. You don't really get the guy in the corner who's crying, but be patient with him and he won't eat your eyeballs later. Overall, be sure to keep yourself regular with some fiber, and it won't be so bad. There'll probably be some events that will make you question your entire being, but that's ok.
Disclaimer: Reach for the fire extinguisher.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Ride for five miles on bike today, ass hurt tomorrow.
Love,
Slayre
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