I have an appointment tomorrow that I'm like super excited about. I can't say what it is, but it has nothing to do with my gynecologist. If I were going to her, I'd a) not be excited and b) wouldn't be telling you about it...
Pisces, Proastro says:
You are inclined to act on some of the wilder impulses and desires you feel from time to time. You crave stimulation. If you have an inventive streak, you could make a startling discovery or breakthrough now. A strong sense of adventure combine to make this a very interesting time.
Slayre Says:
You're going to do some things (probably while intoxicated) that you've been craving to do for a while, but you didn't dare do before. You're also going to drink about 20 energy drinks, and then play with a kaleidescope, and ride a unicycle all at the same time. After that, you're going to make a stupendous soup, only to realize you don't have a sense of taste. Now everything makes sense! Now you can stop being like Kafka's Hunger Artist and eat a freakin' sandwich. After that, you'll feel like going skydiving, but the wait will be too long so you find an above ground water tower and take a jump. Aw darn... No one likes Pisces anyway...
Disclaimer: You might not die.
Fortune Cookie: It tastes great on a cracker!
Love,Slayre
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