Look! I didn't make a cancer joke! Aren't you proud of me?
Cancer, DailyHoroscopes says:
You are able to handle difficult people and may be called upon to help with crowd control. You are able to cut through the red tape to get at what is beneath and behind most situations that others feel have no remedy. This is a time when you can make a real difference in the work place and the profits of the company for which you work. There is support and recognition from your co-workers. You may find that you are able to bring more imagination to bear on your goals and ambitions. You might find your ideals taking a more spiritual turn, thus involving you more in community and religious projects. This is a time when philosophical ideas, religious and such--really holds your interest. You are able to teach, the unity that binds.
Slayre Says:
You're going to act as a bouncer at a communist convention that the National Guard is going to crash for being Unamerican. Of course, you're not living in the sixties, so it's all drug induced. You're going to affect the profits of your employer... good luck at not getting caught. Your coworkers are in on it, so your chances are good. You're going to imagine bears with beers, but just realize that that's drug induced also. Soon, the bears will begin to say things, and they'll sound like scripture. You should pay attention to the bears. They will guide you and watch over you. Like Yoda, you will sound.
Disclaimer: Really dude, controlled substances are controlled for a reason. You need to figure out what that reason is.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Be on the look out for Saphocrats.
Love,
Slayre
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