Thursday, June 19, 2008

Common Capricorn

Dear Necromancers,

Weeee! I'm going to move into a room today!

Capricorn, Astroadvice says:
You may have to grasp something that you weren't counting on. Don't let your emotions lead you astray. There is money heading your way from a source you least expect. Keep things in perspective. The Moon is in Capricorn and your industrious mood will carry on. You must fit as much into your day as possible in order to reach your highest potential.

Slayre Says:
You might have to touch some genitals that you never expected to have to touch. Don't get too grossed out. You'll get paid for it. Look at it this way, you don't have to moon in your ass. Oh wait, you do. You're feeling pretty industrious... so try to pack some more in.

Disclaimer: Don't try to fit more in. Explosion is imminent.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: I've got the gay key!

Love,
Slayre

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