Dear Slip,

Today, I found myself covered in mud, and it was fun.

Aquarius, Daily Horoscope says:
You will have several opportunities to work with young people today--perhaps involving your teaching of economics or budgeting. You have an inner urge to be all things to all people and would rather bend than argue. You are a natural diplomat, always courteous and concerned with the comfort and welfare of others. You stay in the background until you need to make the best of your talents. Work proceeds naturally today and you will successfully use some opportunity to manipulate and bring out cooperation in others. Yours is a reflective mind, a mirror for others. You are equality-minded and easy to talk with--a great mediator or negotiator. You are particularly good at relations, politics, diplomacy and sales. Do nice things for you tonight.

Slayre Says:
You will have to work with brats for community service today, all because you were caught embezzling. You're a living example of what not to do. Like a psychopath, you can be anything for anyone, while at the same time, offending none. You stalk in the background until you see the right opportunity. Then you do the same thing that you always do. You know what I'm talking about. Of course, you're equal opportunity, so you make sure to get some victims from all races and body types. Yeah, you've been caught a couple of times, but you're so smooth you talked your way out of everything... except the embezzling. It's ok. Spend it all tonight on yourself after you take care of your latest victim.

Disclaimer: Slayre Says does not encourage psychopaths to kill people.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Leftie is having issues.

Love,
Slayre