Entry of the Aries

Let's get right into it.

This is about Aries from dailyhoroscope.com:
You should be attentive to all your work today, for there is a tendency to gloss over anything that needs to be done carefully. You are capable of completing whatever is set before you now--pace yourself. Your unique ideas and solutions work to your advantage. You may be tempted to spend excessively at this time. Be especially careful in any personal dealings or purchases that may cause you to go into debt. Maternal instincts may come into the picture this afternoon when a relative needs your help for a short time. Later today you may look for a quiet place to rest and refurbish your energies. This evening you might enjoy catching up on some photograph albums or updating a private phone directory. There is an opportunity to dive into a little music tonight.

What it really means:
Pay attention, you're being sloppy. If you would slow down, you might actually get something done for once. Your weirdness helps, but you're taking too much time on one thing. Quit obsessing and don't spend all your money on expensive crap. If you are a man, you will have a sexual encounter with another man that you call "Daddy." If you are a woman, prepare to have babies when one of your cousins calls for bail money. Take a nap, look through your "artistically" nude photos, and leaf through the phone book. You will be listening to your ipod alone tonight.

New! Here's a fortune specially written by me specifically for you (and only you.) Slayre Says: If you don't see an albino squirrel today, you will never find your true love.

Disclaimer: This may or may not be true. It depends on the planets and the squirrels. Watch out for the three legged squirrel!

Love,
Slayre