Friday, March 21, 2008

Mark of the Virgo

Dear Squirrel Survivors,

I've officially proven that the news people will put anyone on the news, even if they don't know what they're talking about. How? Yesterday I was walking out of the Barnes and Nobles, and one of the local news stations asked me about taxes. I told them I wasn't informed enough about taxes, and they told me about this new bill going through for more taxes. Naturally, I think the Louisiana government is tangled and need a massive reworking. So that got me on the local news at 10 pm last night. I have it on my DVR. When I watched it the first time, the only thought in my head was, "Is that really what I sound like?"

Anyway, Virgo, this is for you from cafeastrology.com:
This is a time to rely only on yourself and your own resources, gather in your scattered forces, and concentrate on your own work. You may meet numerous obstructions and delays so that you don't accomplish as much or work as quickly as you would like. You can, however, do a very thorough job, and also tackle the kind of difficult or disagreeable tasks you usually avoid.

Slayre Says:
You are socially undesirable, so stop brown nosing your co-workers and do your own work. The world is ending. Make sure you file your paperwork.

I went to a Chinese restaurant yesterday, and of course I got a fortune cookie. It's better than anything I could come up with, so here you go: Today is to conserve yourself, as things just won't budge.
Slayre Says: Don't strain. Take a laxative instead!

Love,
Slayre

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