Dear Non-existent Readers,
Just so everyone knows, I'm officially a genius. I managed to drive an hour and a half from my house before realizing I'd left my school ID there. LSU uses the ID's for everything, including getting into my dorm and meal plans... Luckily, my mom's already planning to come up on Tuesday, but if I stop posting, it's because I didn't make it.
Eastrolog.com says:
Libra-
In the morning you may learn about the illness of a relative and be very upset about this.
You might be unable to focus very well, therefore you are advised to avoid making major decisions.
You are advised to avoid controversies with an elder woman.
Slayre Says:
Unless you're sociopathic, you should be upset about what your grandma says to you. Don't worry though, she's just been diagnosed with turret's. You're going to take Ambien again, and this is the perfect excuse to avoid any decision making. In fact, you've been dipping into the Ambien so often your friends are starting to call you Ambien Andy... even if Andy's not your name. Whatever you do, don't piss off your other grandma. She'll be too glad to write you out of her will.
Disclaimer: This may or may not be true, depending on the strength of the Ambien you're taking.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Would you like to give someone a gift?
Love,
Slayre
Just so everyone knows, I'm officially a genius. I managed to drive an hour and a half from my house before realizing I'd left my school ID there. LSU uses the ID's for everything, including getting into my dorm and meal plans... Luckily, my mom's already planning to come up on Tuesday, but if I stop posting, it's because I didn't make it.
Eastrolog.com says:
Libra-
In the morning you may learn about the illness of a relative and be very upset about this.
You might be unable to focus very well, therefore you are advised to avoid making major decisions.
You are advised to avoid controversies with an elder woman.
Slayre Says:
Unless you're sociopathic, you should be upset about what your grandma says to you. Don't worry though, she's just been diagnosed with turret's. You're going to take Ambien again, and this is the perfect excuse to avoid any decision making. In fact, you've been dipping into the Ambien so often your friends are starting to call you Ambien Andy... even if Andy's not your name. Whatever you do, don't piss off your other grandma. She'll be too glad to write you out of her will.
Disclaimer: This may or may not be true, depending on the strength of the Ambien you're taking.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Would you like to give someone a gift?
Love,
Slayre
1 comment:
Ambien Andy...*snerk*
By the way, is that figure of Libra a bit disturbing, or is it just me?
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