It's Monday, and here I am once again sitting at work. Of course, what I should really be doing instead of this is either reading "The Human Stain" by Phillip Roth or finish drawing my Mayan Sacrificial Kids' Camp for art. I'll probably be ritually sacrificed myself for saying this, but I really hate kids. Which is a great concept when my summer job is working at a day camp...
Cancer, Infospace.com says:
Today, the people you will be encountering are going to be more receptive to your suggestions than you would have assumed at first glance -- so don't give up on negotiations and don't give up on pushing for what you want. They are closer to coming around to your way of thinking than you might realize. Do not give in to their demands. Flexing your muscles like this is going to feel good, and it's going to show the world that you are someone to take seriously.
Slayre Says:
You've finally finished your mind control ray! Woot! Just make sure you've worked out all the kinks, or else it will malfunction temporarily. Don't give up though! It's nearing perfection. If you can't get it to work though, react like the US government and then show off your killer body. Actually, don't. It's not as impressive as you think it is when you look in the mirror... in the dark... when you're drunk.
Disclaimer: Slayre Says is against free will. I mean, mind control.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Today, you will climb an insurmountable mountain... in bed.
Love,Slayre
P.S. Is it bad that I make cancer jokes? I mean, it's entirely too easy...
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