Today, I found out that Charlton Heston died on the 5th. So I guess that means that he can't be president, and we can now pry his gun from his cold dead fingers. Rest in Piece Chuck.
Leo, Astrologycom.com says (seriously, it's short, but with a website name like that I had to use it.):
One of your business partners or an important client is not too receptive to your more imaginative and creative plans. It's best to stick to business as planned or else risk disappointing someone. Fortunate colors are mustard yellow and dark green. Lucky numbers are 18 and 6.
Slayre Says:
Today, your new ideas to start building those killer roller coasters isn't likely to happen. In fact, keep your ideas to yourself or else they're gonna send you to the loony hospital. I'm not talking about the nice hospitals that are like day camps either. I'm talking about the shock therapy type where if the patients manage to escape they kill the doctors and eat their brains. Sort of similar to that haunted house you went to a few years back and bailed out half way through because you needed new underpants. As far as fortunate colors, mustard yellow and dark green will be good for you, but those colors are for eating, not wearing. Seriously, you need to eat more vegetables. Your lucky numbers are 18 and 6. If you see them a lot, prepare for the police to come and take you away because those numbers are the ritual numbers for the recent serial killings. Unfortunately, you share the same sign with a wack job. In fact, you'll probably end up in the same mental hospital. You know which one I'm talking about.
Disclaimer: Slayre Says is ok with mental hospitals as long as they don't shock their patients.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Do yourself a favor and do your homework for once.
Love,Slayre
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