Well, it's almost the end of the semester. I think most of you will find that all of this week's blog posts will be quite short. That's mostly because my teachers are evil. Ok, they're not really evil, but sometimes it feels like it. As soon as it's light here (in about three hours) I'll be putting together my portfolio for art, and trust me, it's not pretty...
Leo, Free Horoscope Daily says:
Information that will result in a noticeable improvement to your wellbeing will be revealed to you today. It will come in the form of a very subtle change in your diet. It could be something as simple as removing a food from your daily regimen or adding one to it. Many during this time will invest in a juicer or begin drinking a glass of wine with their meal in order to recharge and revitalize their health.
Slayre Says:
Today you'll get the test results back. You have an STD. With knowledge comes the chance to improve it, so you're going to try the herbal route to healing. Rosemary might do it for you, but probably not. Many of you who finally find out what you have will start drinking wine at your meals. Or possibly having meals with their wine. No, vodka does not count as potatoes in a bottle.
Disclaimer: Slayre Says claims no knowledge of herbs or other holistic healing techniques.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Keep napkins on hand.
Love,
Slayre
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