Taurus Thursday Again!

Dear Birdie,

It's getting pretty close to the end of the semester. Dead week's next week. It's a pretty neat idea, but most teachers use it as a time for tests, which is not the idea behind dead week...

Anyway, Taurus, Cafeastrology says:

You are becoming more energetic and resourceful in your ability to increase personal finances. Greater secrecy surrounds your monetary affairs. You have learned from the past that family and certain other people may try to borrow funds from you.

Slayre Says:

You're fairly certain that energy drinks are actually an investment. You're almost positive that if you never sleep again, that it will give you more time to earn money. Of course, you can't tell anyone how you're making your current money, since it's technically illegal. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Be sure not to tell anyone that you have money since they'll try to borrow it. Live like a prostitute and they'll never know. Oh, sorry that's your job... didn't mean to spill the beans...

Disclaimer: Slayre Says does not support or encourage prostitution or any other illegal activities.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Be careful when you're tuning your guitar. Popping strings are upcoming.

Love,
Slayre