Leo Limited

Dear Peep Microwavers,

Why do people feel like if they have to get up in the middle of the night to do their job, they think it's ok to take it out on whoever they happen to run into? Thanks random maintenance guy. Just so you know, I wasn't helpful because you're an asshole.

Anyway, Leo, AOL Horoscope says:

Temptations of over-indulgence can create complications with a family member, so don't let your natural pride turn this into a personal issue. Push past your gut response and think about someone else's point of view before you get angry enough to defend your perspective. Hostility won't solve anything, while sensitivity can turn the entire situation around.

Slayre Says:

Someone else is going to eat that last piece of cake that you've been craving all day and you're going to get really angry about it. Just stop for a second and you'll realize they need the calories more than you. You need to lose weight anyway.

Disclaimer: This one only works if you have cake. So go buy or make one!

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Travelling to the will bring you great rewards.

Love,
Slayre