Best Buy once again has possession of my computer, but hopefully I can still do this on a daily basis. I tried looking up different websites for today's daily horoscope but apparently my family has blocked anything "new age/occult." I don't know what that's about...
Luckily for you, dear Cancer, I have been receiving daily horoscopes in my email! Here you go. Sorry it's so short. It's ok though since nobody likes Cancer anyway.
Astrology.com says:
Today's focus should be on the home. That could mean repairing leaks, making nice with the neighbors or gathering the family for a big talk. Your energy is just right for taking it seriously.
Slayre Says:
Your house is going to fall over. Beg your neighbors and family for help. They can see you're desperate.
Disclaimer: This may or may not be true, depending on if you have family or neighbors.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie says : Today, you will find the love of your life. Too bad bestiality's illegal.
Love,
Slayre
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