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Dear Cake Eaters,

Writing papers is hell.

Here ya go Pisces, in honor of the random guy in Blockbuster who might have been hitting on us, but it's hard to tell because it was just that weird. Seriously, who asks "What's your sign?"

...I digress. Dailyhoroscopes.com says:

Problems and obstacles that have previously been confounding should find easy explanations under your keen examination today. This is a good time to present yourself to others in business propositions or in requesting a raise in income. You may also be asserting a greater need for independence in a relationship now. Do not let your dreams run wild--run a reality check once in a while. A repair problem on the home front, car or home, may need some tender loving care--repair work. You might save some money by investing some time in a class or in doing some apprentice work with a carpenter, plumber or mechanic. Your romantic life will improve quickly as you lend a listening ear and positive feedback to that special someone you love.

Slayre Says:

You're going to stare at a wall, trying to find a way through, and suddenly realize the door was right in front of you. You're having a good hair day; time for a raise! Ask your sweetheart to let you go bowling tonight, but don't expect that s/he'll let you go. Remember to change your oil, since you haven't done it since you purchased the car. Prepare for engine sludge. Extra napkins anyone? You could save money by gyping the plumber by following him around for a few days and attempting to do the same thing as him, sans butt crack. Remember when you asked to go bowling? Not happening, your SO has other plans for you.

Disclaimer: Please consult your doctor before starting any new diets or excersize programs.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Prepare for panic attacks.

Love,
Slayre