Aquarius Magical Monday

Dear Dip,
Well, it's Monday again. I hope you had a good weekend without my lovely words to entertain you. For those of you who knew about my ethnography class, you'll be pleased to know that I finally finished my ethnography on gays in the media. I suppose this means I can stop watching Logo, but I probably won't. Not until the beginning of next month when I'm cancelling the extra cable channels for finals. Speaking of extra stuff, I managed to short out yet another power adapter to my computer. (Yay warranty!) This time, I can honestly say it's my fault since I spilled wine on it. No, I wasn't drunk. I was just being soberly clumsy.

My new roommate and I have a bet going to see if either of us can go a week without video games. It started about five hours ago and I'm still going strong. This is actually the first time I've thought about it, but that's probably because I've been working on the final art project pre-sketches. I have no real direction other than I have about 90 pictures of my best friend that I took late last night for this purpose. I should probably stop drawing and think about it, but if I do that, I'll get way behind and my art teacher might want to kill me then.

Anyway, Aquarius, horoscopes.hm says:
Check your plans out with Aries and Gemini. Consider the wishes of a partner before making any decisions. Count on the number 7. Great leaps forward are foreseen in life, in career, in your love department, and financial matters. Refuse to be budged from any perch you have been occupying lately, philosophically. Study, learn, and ask questions. Think things out completely before taking any action.

Slayre Says:
You should definitely read other people's horoscopes since yours is pretty much worthless. Think about what any of your multiple partners might like tonight before you buy that new sex toy. After you finally decide which toy to get, get out the sidewalk chalk and draw an "L" and then rotate yourself until it becomes a seven. You know it's still an "L" and you even know what it stands for, but you can pretend, right? Now, stand on the 7/L and start counting. As you skip 40-49, you'll realize that the partner that you bought the sex toy for has been hinting at leaving you and taking both your other lovers and your life savings. If only you hadn't linked your savings to your joint bank account... You've been reading a lot of philosophy lately and you should really keep it up. One day, you might even understand a little of it. You need to be very thorough in your thought processes, but remember to eat at some point during your ponderings. Starvation is not a fun way to die.

Disclaimer: Please get tested regularly for STD's from your multiple partners.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: When electrocuted, eat sandwich.

Once again, having trouble uploading a picture. Sorry. I'll try to fix it later.

Love,
Slayre