Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Scorpio Says

Dear Kruger's Baby Momma,

Today's post is going to be pretty short. There's only about a month left of the semester, and that means that all the assignments my teachers have been talking about all semester are due within the next few weeks. This means extra stress even though in general, I've already started the assignments. I'm not very far in on any of them, so I have a lot to do. I'll try to be consistent here, but we'll have to see how it goes.

Infospace.com says:
This is the start of a repositioning period among the people in your social circle. Folks are shifting alliances and old friendship ties are breaking -- but just temporarily speaking. It's perfectly natural for people to want to mix up who they spend their time with, so do not worry that this is the end of something. The strong bonds that hold you all together are all still there, they just might be arranged a little differently for the next few weeks.

Slayre Says:
Your friends hate you. It's ok, it happens. They're probably still pissed about you super-gluing everyone's hands to each other's thighs. Seriously though, if you ever do it again, you'll find yourself at the bottom of a river with concrete shoes smeared in catfish bait.

Disclaimer: Super Glue not intended for human consumption.


Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Snow always melts.

Love,
Slayre

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