Aries: Conqueror of Baby Birds and Prostitutes!

Dear Cake of the Pan,

I slept 11 hours last night. It feels weird since on I generally only get 4-5 hours of sleep.

Yesterday I managed to break my phone, and then get it replaced for free. I was expecting to have to pay a minimum of about $50, but I'm glad it didn't because now I can eat for the rest of the week.

Anyway, Aries, Eastrolog.com says:

You will manage to get along very well with everybody, and everything will go as planned.
You may run into an old acquaintance who will invite you to a party.
You will have the opportunity to clear an old sentimental issue. Be honest and admit your own mistakes!

Slayre Says:

Today you will have a good day. Way better than yesterday when you went to use that pay phone because you broke your cellphone in the ghetto and a little baby bird fell out of the ceiling when you closed the door. You thought you'd have to take care of it the rest of it's life, and you even got a cup with a napkin in it to carry it, but then you realized it's dead. Then you saw a prostitute and realized the reason that the phone booth smelled so bad was because that STD ridden prostitute had been using it as a lavatory. You know, that day really sucked.

Disclaimer: This is a true story, but maybe not for you.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Beware the curb.

Love,
Slayre