We're going back to the regular schedule of horoscopes. As you might be able to tell from the title, Virgo is up for today. If you get a minute, leave a comment suggesting what to do for the next super special post. I found out recently that apparently I do have a few readers, so you guys are just really quiet. Come on baby, don't give me the silent treatment!
Virgo, dailyhoroscopes.com says:
You may have to hold your breath and count to ten before you answer someone today. We all have times we would like to say what we think, but you are happier with the outcome when you go with the count-to-ten-method. This may not be a time to make business or work decisions. It is however, important to keep a close eye on your systems and schedules and stick to them! The work you do and the way you take care of health and other mundane obligations are important keys to your best potentials; in many respects. This is an ideal time to kick off a new fitness routine or accelerate a current one. What a wonderful time it is now to spend with loved ones and family. Smile! Relationships are most meaningful at this time.
Slayre Says:
In the words of Blair Waner: "Turn Blue." Auto erotic asphyxiation is fun, and also when you're holding your breath, it's not possible to say anything stupid that your Mistress will need to punish you for. Unless you want to be punished, then go right ahead. Do yourself a favor and stay in the same rut you've been in for the past few months and don't try to make any work like decisions. That includes re-negotiating how much you pay your Mistress per session. If you keep doing the same thing, that random girl down the hall will say you're steady and "her rock." Today is the ideal time to start up or step up that work out routine of yours, and by ideal, I mean you absolutely need to. Those love handles? Not lovely. Now is an excellent time to start a meaningful relationship, because you know those other relationships didn't mean anything and you're going to therapy just for fun.
Disclaimer: Consult a physician before you start a new workout routine. Unless that routine consists of just standing and walking around the house once in awhile. Your couch aches. Give it a break.
Slayre's Fortune Cookie: That wasn't chicken.
Normally I try to tie in the picture in some random way, but today I just couldn't be bothered.
Love,Slayre
1 comment:
and remember kids, that cat doesn't like peanut butter ;)
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