Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Sexy Scorpio

Dear Mass Murderers,

I'm turning in my final art project today. Wish me luck... I'll need it.

Scorpio, DailyHoroscope says:
Keep little reminders around for you to see that will direct you toward your goals. This may be sea shells if you want to go to the ocean or stick-on-stars, if you are training to be an astronaut, or a weather forecaster, etc. As the days go flying by, you will find yourself automatically moving toward the opportunities that are required to fulfill your dreams. Your inner resources and emotions are accented. Expect a sense of support and good will from those around you. You are able to sort through most problems and find the source or cause in order to make the necessary changes. You may be able to bring a group together with words or ideas that transport others. Poetry and art may be enjoyed this evening; create these things or enjoy the reading.

Slayre Says:
Decorate your home with things that remind you what you wanted to be as a kid. An astronaut motif with what used to be real astronauts would be awesome. As the days go by, you'll get closer to your dream, if only because of your mad stalker and impersonation skills. In a turn of events, the voices have suddenly acquired an accent. It's ok though, since they're encouraging you in your dreams. You're doing pretty well with fixing all your problems. Those voices are so helpful! Like Charles Manson, you're incredibly charismatic and people listen to you. Prepare a poetry reading for some friends, but be sure not to drink the flavor-aid.

Disclaimer: Slayre Says has nothing against flavor-aid. It's the cyanide she has issues with.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: You're so cool.
Love,
Slayre

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