Monday, May 12, 2008

Water Please!

Dear Alcoholics,

There isn't really too much for me to talk about except AMERICAN GLADIATOR IS COMING BACK ON TONIGHT!! Ok, I know, it's a weird show and the people look really grossly muscled, but have you seen Gina Carano AKA Crush? She does Mixed Martial Arts fighting with a specialization in Muay Thai and she's amazing. Watch her tonight. Your blogger commands it.

Aquarius, Yahoo Horoscope Says:
You need to pay closer attention to business transactions today -- from buying stock to using your ATM. It's not like anyone is trying to cheat you (though that's always possible), it's more about details.

Slayre Says:
Hey Yahoo, the best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. I thought I was reading a horoscope, not an advice column! Just kidding Yahoo, you know I lo..er... like you.

Disclaimer: Slayre Says won't put up any more horoscopes from sites that don't know how to write them.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: You might want to get that checked.


Love,
Slayre

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