Thursday, May 8, 2008

So Says Sagittarius

Dear Kool-aid People,

Finals Hell is officially over with for now. Updates should now be more regular, like a healthy digestive system. For those of you who might want to know, I feel like I did ok. I'll let you know for sure later, when the teachers actually post my grades.

Sagittarius, Astrology-Online says:
You like to stay busy and now is your chance to do just that. Your ability to charm others will put you in the limelight at social functions. You must be extremely careful not to let relatives or friends interfere in your personal life.

Slayre says:
Forced labor is upcoming, but you're ok with that since you need the exercise anyway. What you think is charming isn't, but since you're drunk, everyone's going to encourage you to keep on doing what you're doing. Whatever you do, do not allow people to play matchmaker for you tonight. The person they have in mind will dominate you in a bad way and beat you because of their own insecurities.

Disclaimer: Slayre Says eats spouse abusers for breakfast, and it's not pleasant any of those involved.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Today's show is brought to you by the letter "L."


Love,
Slayre

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