Thursday, May 29, 2008

Virginal Virgo

Dear Witches,

It's almost the weekend! I'd be more excited if training hadn't ended today. How awesome is it that training for me included playing in the mud, doing arts and crafts, making ice cream and watching a kids movie?

Anyway, Virgo, Horoscope says:
Go easy on the spending, Virgo; an inclination to buy yourself the latest accessory or the outfit will come at a price. Avoid the mall and don’t be tempted to browse the internet shopping sites either; today you just won’t be able to resist temptation, and your budget will suffer!

Slayre Says:
Stuff cost money, and you don't have any! DO NOT CHECK YOUR MAIL! A box with anthrax or something exploded and all your mail and your mail box we
re covered in it. So were the internet shopping sites. You won't be able to resist, I know, but you were warned. Anthrax is expensive to cure!


Disclaimer: Slayre Says does not know how to cure anthrax or any other disease.

Slayre's Fortune Cookie: Time to go shopping!

Love,
Slayre

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